The earth's days are numbered. Ultimately the sun will turn into a red giant and likely expand to engulf the planet. You know, if humanity doesn't destroy all life on earth first. My bet is on the latter outcome. Either way, enjoy the race to our planet's demise, because all of this is temporary. This cynical shirt makes a great gift for a scientist, astronomy fan, or an environmentalist who is fed up with everyone's cavalier treatment of earth. Loaded with dark humor and sarcasm, this funny shirt is the perfect way to make a snide statement about the end of the world.
Shirt Info:
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)